以下引述雅虎新聞

（路透倫敦22日電）一則鼓勵聽眾扣應說出「你喜歡把你的（香腸）插到哪裡」，內容魯莽的電台香腸廣告，今天遭英國廣告監管單位批評不妥，並限制不應在孩童可能收聽的時間播出。

這則Mattesons煙燻香腸廣告引來21名聽眾指控廣告有性暗示，侵犯到他們，且不應在孩童可能收聽的時間播放。

這則電台廣告說：「想想看所有你能將這支美味又超大支的香腸插進去（stick）的東西」，「嗯…有比薩、義大利麵、炒菜，你有什麼點子？請來電告訴我，你喜歡把它插到哪裡」。

製作香腸的凱瑞食品公司（Kerry Foods）指出，廣告本來就不是當真的，並無意冒犯。

「英國廣告標準管理機構」 (AdvertisingStandards Authority, ASA)不支持這些指控，因為廣告性暗示內容不明確，但表示，此則廣告可能「對孩童造成傷害。」

這個機構裁定，該廣告不應在孩童可能收聽的時間播出。中央社


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雅虎新聞這樣子講實在太嗨了~~總是讓人想要知道真相如何?

以下是我找到的原文~

只節錄部分我喜歡的部分(誤)


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Four radio ads, for Mattesons smoked sausages, which were broadcast on Forth One, Clyde Radio and Real Radio, featured a male voice, which stated "Mmm, Mattesons smoked pork sausage ... ".  It continued:



a. "Think about all the things you can stick this tasty, extraordinarily large sausage in.  Mmm.  Pizza, pasta, stir fry.  You have any ideas?  Give me a call and tell me where you like to stick it.  Ladies, Im waiting for your call ... Mmm, Mattesons smoked pork sausage.  You want it";



b. "Youve all been telling me where you like to stick it.  Jenny certainly let her imagination run riot".  A female voice stated "I stick mine in a nice warm casserole but some evenings when Im alone I like to stick it, in my pasta salad".  The male voice continued "I wondered what she was going to say there.  Ladies, keep telling me where you like to stick yours ... Mmm, Mattesons smoked pork sausage.  You want it";



c. "Youve all been calling in, telling me where you like to stick it.  This was Leslies response".  A female voice stated "I stick mine in a hot creamy pasta, theres nothing like a saucy sausage".  The male voice continued "Im sure the ladies out there would agree, eh?  Keep the calls coming, tell me where you like to stick yours ... Mmm, Mattesons smoked pork sausage.  You want it"; and



d. "Youve all been telling me where you like to stick it.  This was one of my favourites".  A female voice stated "Im renowned for my big sausage hot pot.  People are always calling by for a bit and my husband Roger loves it".  The male voice continued "Roger that Fiona.  Ladies, keep telling me where you like to stick yours ... Mmm, Mattesons smoked pork sausage.  You want it".



這個如果語調OK的話的確可以講得很A~
只是哪有小朋友會聽得懂這種無聊的成人黃色幽默XD